Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

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Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"