Singaporean Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

What does the educated owl say?

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school