Educate Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What does the educated owl say?

Whom

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Gender Study Jokes More Gender Study Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes More Scrooge Mc Duck Jokes

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Elementary Jokes More Elementary Jokes

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

Barista Jokes More Barista Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon