Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."