Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.