Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?

Santapplause !