Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

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How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."