Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."