Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking