There is correction fluid on screen.
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He only wears Rolex around his waist.
A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
They're the ones with the little red hats.
A: She's the one on her bike.
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Because the reaction could be explosive.
They never got a reaction out of him.
How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen
What are our scientists doing
During PRIME time!
the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!
Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version.
By octobus !
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
A waist of money.