Recognize Jokes

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich?

A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig?

They're the ones with the little red hats.

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Erase Jokes More Erase Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

Correction Fluid Jokes More Correction Fluid Jokes

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

How recognize a blonde's computer ?

There is correction fluid on screen.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

Screen Jokes More Screen Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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