What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.