What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why did the lesbian cross the street?

She was emo.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?

Very Quackly

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

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How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.