What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet