How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.