What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Inherited obesity

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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