What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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