Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
In the NB - "eh"
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Garlic
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
It's only check, mate
Out of bounce.
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Adele
Because windows 7 8 9
Eh-men
With a phone.
Justin Timberpuddle!
Crimea River
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.