Nb Jokes

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea river

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.