Dog gone!
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A collieflower
Because Day tripped him.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
A pleasant erection
He was a Wise Potato Chip.
A doctor, you racist!
Neapolitan.