Why couldn't I call back a Bernie Sanders volunteer?

Because they were using a Berner Phone.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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