Aftermath
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With a Ruff IRA.
Collecting stocks and bonds.
A 401(K-9).
With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.
early retirement
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
They want to.
Toilet trees.
said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Pickup lines
To live in a motor home
A trailer
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.
They are getting ready for the Bar exam.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
A: Fell through the cracks.