Aftermath
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With a Ruff IRA.
Collecting stocks and bonds.
A 401(K-9).
With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
They're to die for.
Through the Windu.
Conditioner Gordon.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
early retirement
They end up in a custardy battle.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Semi-retired.
They always have pecans! (Read aloud)
Neighbor!
Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.