Aftermath
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With a Ruff IRA.
Collecting stocks and bonds.
A 401(K-9).
With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
He works on a cold case.
Throw the guy out of the house.
Call Baltimore, M.D.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Unlimited twerky
A trailer
To live in a motor home
Treason
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
