David Jokes

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.