What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What is a mosquito's favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold."

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.