What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.