What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Vector Jokes More Vector Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

Scalar Jokes More Scalar Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.