Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!