Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"