What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

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Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.