How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What do you do with a green monster?

Put it in the sun until it ripens!

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.