How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws