How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt