How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

What's the opposite of the Sun?

The Guardian.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.