How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

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What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws