Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns?

Militia Etheridge.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What's yer Rush Limbaugh?

Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies?

Organic Vegetables.

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).