Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What do you call a lesbian with big fingers?

Well hung.