Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.