Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?

Depends

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo?

Falloffalottapuss

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

What do you call your ex-girlfriend from Baltimore?

Old Bae

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!