Pittsburgh Jokes

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh?

Lesbiyinz.

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Peter Pan Jokes More Peter Pan Jokes

What do they call Peter Pan in China?

Peter Wok

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Baltimore Jokes More Baltimore Jokes

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

What do you get when you burn Baltimore?

Baltiless

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos