How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*