You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS
Ruff.
