What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's