What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do race car drivers wear under their fire retardant suits?

Speedos !

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.