What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ?

Something that goes straight for the juggler !

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !