How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.