How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What's a big game hunter?

Someone who's lost his way to the match.