How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.