How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.