Because, 7 8 9...
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
Because 10 11 12.
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep