Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.