Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

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How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Original Owner Jokes More Original Owner Jokes

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Aileen Jokes More Aileen Jokes

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

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How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.