Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Aileen Jokes More Aileen Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Original Owner Jokes More Original Owner Jokes

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "

How was your Blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between a Women's cross country team and midget geniuses?

The midget geniuses are cunning runts.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.