Rolls Royce Jokes

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

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Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ?

Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

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Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!"......"What's so terrible about that "....."He was the original owner!!!"

How was your blind date ?

Terrible ! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner ! "

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It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

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The porcupine has pricks on the outside.