What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.