What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me"

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.