Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.