Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

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Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.