Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.