Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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When did your parents divorce?

ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.