What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What did the first stop light say to the second stop light?

Don't look I'm changing

What did the stop light say to the car?

Don't look I am changing