What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

How many Sigmund Freud's does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Cocaine.

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What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.