What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.