What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

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What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.