Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac