Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.