Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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He had a bad experience with windows.

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