Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
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Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.
Coat-Hanger Abortions
Too many cheetahs!!!!
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
Meals on Wheels
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
They have to smell it but they can't taste it!
A farte
You don't, they will tell you.
Cover your ears with your hands
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
A: He couldn't recall.
Progressive rock.
