Bad Taste Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert