Bad Taste Jokes

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Democrat Jokes More Democrat Jokes

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

He was un hoppy !