What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

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How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane?

He was retarded

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

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What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea