What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea