Shed Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Supreme Jokes More Supreme Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.