What does a black Santa say?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.