What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What's the opposite of "lily white"?

A racist term of some sort.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.