What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.