What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.