What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.