What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

What do you call a Santa Claus who kidnaps people?

Santa Clown

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !