Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.