Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !