Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.