Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

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What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed."

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?