Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms