Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!