What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

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What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Snowboarder Jokes More Snowboarder Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"