What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

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What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.