What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.