What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.