How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What would be a good dating site for rednecks ?

MyHeritage.com

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.