How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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He has one clean finger

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Cause they're white

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You can drop her off anywhere.

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Because they have space issues.

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To bitter fit in my uterus.

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.