Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

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Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.