What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.