What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

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What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.