Galaxy Note Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

How do you catch a unique rabbit ?

you neek up on it.

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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What do you call someone who can't think on their feet?

A paraplegic

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.