Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v