Why don't chickens wear pants?

Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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We really do taste like chicken!"

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With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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Denim denim denim

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Their peckers are on their heads.

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Because their peckers are on their faces.