Why don't chickens wear pants?

Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Pecker Jokes More Pecker Jokes

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.