Why can't chickens pee?

Their pecker's on the wrong end.

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Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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Their peckers are on their heads.

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Because the pee is silent.

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