Why can't chickens pee?

Their pecker's on the wrong end.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

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Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Whatcha doing on the PC?

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.