Why can't chickens pee?

Their pecker's on the wrong end.

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Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard