What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked

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What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.