What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist