What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.