What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

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Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

Why was the ghost uneducated?

He was too ghoul for school