What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

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How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

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Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.