What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?

Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.