What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.