What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

What would a world without women feel like?

A pain in the arse.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse