What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.