What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks"

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.