Diary Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

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Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Notebook Jokes More Notebook Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals