Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.