Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!