Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.