Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

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Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide