Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide